Mr. Cory wakes up and goes to the store before work, leaving his hot wife in bed.
RC: Good morning sir how are you?(to man on street then walks away)
Towman:(mumbling to himself) That richard Cory is such a nice man, i wish i was him. he has such nice clothes and is such a gentleman.
(continues walking, and pulls out ringing cell phone)
Wife: what time will you be home tonight?
RC: umm im pretty sure ill be a little late about 8 o clock i have an important meeting. Why do you ask?
Wife: ohh... umm... i was just trying to figure out what time to have dinner ready by.
RC: oh okay...
Wife: bye(hangup quickly)
RC: bye i love you...(hears click of phone hanging up before he finishes)
(at work listening in on fellow co worker)
Mike Oxlong: yeah im going to this hot bittys house tonight. should be a good time ;)
Dixie Normous: nice you gonna get some?
Mike oxlong:yeahhh son you know it!!!
(RC sits and listens and laughs)
RC:(mumbles) damn mike, always talking to new girls...
(later on at the meeting)
(RC Thinking about going home and seeing his hot wife)
(decides to leave early to surprise her with flowers)
(pulls in the driveway)
RC: i cant wait to see the look on her face when i walk in with these pretty flowers.
RC: shell make it the best night in a longggg time!
(walks slowly up to the house, sees the bedroom light on upstairs, he slowly puts the key in the door and opens it up.)
(sneaks up the stairs, walks to the bedroom door)
(richard opens up the door...and drops the flowers in shock)
Wife: RICHARD!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING HOME!?!?!?
(RC is astonished to see his fellow coworker MIKE OXLONG in bed with the love of his life,gettin it on)
RC: MIKE! YOU BASTARD! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A SCUMBAG, BUT NEVER THIS BAD!
(runs over and roundhouse kicks mike in the teeth, throws his wife against the wall and reaches in the nightstand)
RC: You ruined it you slut, and mike ill see you in hell.
(shoots mike, shoots his wife... and then shoots himself in the head.)
RC: Good morning sir how are you?(to man on street then walks away)
Towman:(mumbling to himself) That richard Cory is such a nice man, i wish i was him. he has such nice clothes and is such a gentleman.
(continues walking, and pulls out ringing cell phone)
Wife: what time will you be home tonight?
RC: umm im pretty sure ill be a little late about 8 o clock i have an important meeting. Why do you ask?
Wife: ohh... umm... i was just trying to figure out what time to have dinner ready by.
RC: oh okay...
Wife: bye(hangup quickly)
RC: bye i love you...(hears click of phone hanging up before he finishes)
(at work listening in on fellow co worker)
Mike Oxlong: yeah im going to this hot bittys house tonight. should be a good time ;)
Dixie Normous: nice you gonna get some?
Mike oxlong:yeahhh son you know it!!!
(RC sits and listens and laughs)
RC:(mumbles) damn mike, always talking to new girls...
(later on at the meeting)
(RC Thinking about going home and seeing his hot wife)
(decides to leave early to surprise her with flowers)
(pulls in the driveway)
RC: i cant wait to see the look on her face when i walk in with these pretty flowers.
RC: shell make it the best night in a longggg time!
(walks slowly up to the house, sees the bedroom light on upstairs, he slowly puts the key in the door and opens it up.)
(sneaks up the stairs, walks to the bedroom door)
(richard opens up the door...and drops the flowers in shock)
Wife: RICHARD!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING HOME!?!?!?
(RC is astonished to see his fellow coworker MIKE OXLONG in bed with the love of his life,gettin it on)
RC: MIKE! YOU BASTARD! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A SCUMBAG, BUT NEVER THIS BAD!
(runs over and roundhouse kicks mike in the teeth, throws his wife against the wall and reaches in the nightstand)
RC: You ruined it you slut, and mike ill see you in hell.
(shoots mike, shoots his wife... and then shoots himself in the head.)
THE END